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Har hittat rätt bland festivaler! Ska plocka upp pantburkar på Roskilde. Två utav tre arbetstillfällen är utanför festivalsdagarna. Den tredje är på fredag den 3:e. Bara Nine Inch Nails inte spelar då är jag nöjd. Har också anmält mig till Way Out West, och ska anmäla mig till Summer Sundae.
fa-an. Nu märker jag att de två sistnämda är under samma helg på helt skilda orter. Jaja. Får se om jag får svar på något av dem, sedan välja.

I finally got a hold of this "Guide to Women," a hardcopy! So, I'm probably spending more time than I should, but it will surely guarantee a thorough read... I kept comments to a minimum, there's a lot of mockable content, and there are times when the writer contradicts himself on a whole 'nother level. Needless to say this text is hilariously beyond prejudice.
Or maybe it's just sexist.

"Types of Girls

There are 6 types of girls in this world. Whores, nice girls, chill girls, maternal girls, family, and useless girls. Whores are girls you just want to bang and don't respect. Chill girls are girls you just like to hang out with, no romancing. Maternal girls are moms, grandmas, friend's moms, mature women, etc... Family are cousins, sisters, step-sisters, etc... Useless girls are girls that you have no interest in whatsoever. This book will deal with girls you want to get busywith, i.e. whores and nice girls and how you get them.

Nice Girls vs. Whores

Never kiss whores. After you are together with a whore forget her immediately and move on to another, unless she is girlfriend material[?!]. Fuckbuddies are nice. Don't love or romanticize sluts and whores, they'll just end up breaking your heart, lust them instead, understand which girls are whores and which ones are not. Act accordingly. Just because they dress and act like whores doesn't mean that they are[?!], for all you know they might be single and trying to attract a man by dressing sexy, just like you are trying to attract a girlfriend/women by looking sexy. Not all girls that dress like whores are. Just because girls have a boyfriend doesn't mean that they are off the market. Understand that you are a man, you can have sex with both nice girls and whores openly. Society will allow you to do so without a negative outlook. It's different with bitches. Know and appreciate this fact, you have total freedom. Girls think it's impressive and attractive when a guy says he doesn't need sex. This is a phenomena I've noticed. Not sure how rampant it truly is though. Don't be romantic with whores. They exist for one purpose, and one purpose only, to make you ejaculate! Girlfriends and nice girls are girls that you enjoy being around and who make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. Whores should not do this, if they do then they are not whores [this guy is so intelligent]. Don't do romantic dinners or warm fuzzy stuff with whores. Save that for nice girls. Whores are just for fucking, nothing more.

Where Do I Meet Bitches?

Hot chicks love to hang out at nice cafes and the library. Go there with a girl who has them as friends or with a guy that you can pick up chicks with, then go to work. If you want to have a one night stand then the best place to meet up with chicks is after a party. They've been drinking, you've been drinking, everybody's in a good mood. The time is right, it's a party, it's the right time. The mood just won't be the same if you meet up with her 1 on 1 a couple days later and want to get laid. The time will have passed.

Realize Their Personality Types

Never mess around with immigrant girls. They are cocky and have brothers. It may be fun in the beginning but in the end when she feels hurt her brothers will come to execute you for your wrongdoing. Go for white girls, they are simple, have no brothers, and like exotic stuff.

Know What You Are Getting Into (Both Literally and Metaphorically)

If you are in a bar and see a hot chick, go for her immediately. Don't take advantage of girls who are really, seriously in love with you. Tell them there is nothing, otherwise you will break their hearts. You are a man and can have anything, spare them the pain and get something else, unless of course you want to be their boyfriend or in a relationship. Some girls have STDs and diseases, be aware, and if they do then leave them immediately. You do not want to have AIDS, herpes, or genital warts for the rest of your life [again, this guy is smart].

Determined

Women are flimsy, exploit this, but be careful, it can be borderline rape. If you are interested show it god dammit, you are not 13 anymore! Tell her how sexy/beautiful/hot she is, make eye contact, flirt, get her interested, laugh with her, start conversation. Know what you want! Don't get caught between possibilities, if you wanna go for sex, go for it! Of you wanna go for a handjob, go for it! If you just want to spend time together, then do it. If you have a good body show it off, ask her what she thinks about your abs, arms, pecs, legs [yeah, great move!]. If things don't work out, move on, find another. Remember theory and practical application are two completely different things, a stud can use the theory sucessfully, a nerd can't, a nerd can't get anything. You must find her attractive, you must be turned on, you must want her. Otherwise throw in the towel, go do something else you want to do, once you start going for girls you don't want then hunting is ruined. If you don't want to go out and meet women, then don't. If you do you are wasting your time. Meet bitches because you wanna! And be enthused about it. Know you look good, then go meet women. When you call a girl that you wanna fuck don't wait for her to start conversation, know who you are, what ou want, make conversation, don't be too pushy, you could be spending your time with somebody else. Personality is a turn on. You need to have something that they want. You are attracted to a woman because of her radiance/ability to have sex with her. There exists the same thing for women. You need to make yourself look like something that they want. Look good, smile, sense of humour, do your hair. Don't expect girls to go for you if you just go to school day in day out with you hair not done [it's such a deal breaker!] and 5-6 hours of sleep. Make yourself attractive. If you are not that experienced in the sack don't say it, just go fuck. Have some fun. Talking about how bad you are or how little you've done is a turn off, just go have some nice sex. Sex is for both sides, don't forget this! She wants it just as bad as you do.

Don't Waste Your Time

Never spend the night with a woman unless you will have sex, she is you girlfriend, or you really like spending time with her, otherwise you'll just have a massive boner the whole night that won't be satisfied, congratulations, one night wasted. if girls are not attracted to you, don't go for them, don't even talk to them, think about and be around hot girls. If an ugly girl has hot friends, then it's okay to hang out with the ugly girl, otherwise don't mess with her. Some girls at your age are stuck up and won't even think about getting with you. This is why girls a couple years younger are always an option. If you're 18 then maybe a 16 year old would be good, instead of a 20 or 19 year old. All depends though really. I'm 18 and have had sexual experiences with 20 and 16 year olds, so yea, all depends on the situation really.

At a Bar

When at a bar - 2 rules:
1. Always dance with a girl, never by yourself or with other guys.
2. Never dance with immigrant girls.
Your hair makes you. At a bar strangers don't get to 'know' you. All they know is how you look, so make yourself look dam fine. What do you say to a girl when you're grinding, or should you even talk? You shouldn't really say that much, just let your look and bodies do the talking. You can't hear them anyway, just get jiggy.

Playing Guitar For Them

Play with confidence. Know the words, know you know how to sing, know you will get her, know she will be yours. Sweet talk her in between. Never play guitar for whores, save that for the nice girls.

Calling

Be determined but don't talk down on them. This isn't a business deal when you need to put down your opponent. Don't talk too fast, make small talk. Get to the question 'wanna hang out some time?,' don't rush the question. Don't stutter, say 'it's (your name).' Come across as knowing what you want. If your voice dies then I pity you, all manliness is then gone, for all other pubescent males. If you meet a girl who you're attracted to, and have only met her once, never tell her to call you. Women are incapable and flimsy, so she will most likely never get around to it [when a girl disses you, it must mean she's incapable and flimsy].Get her number and call her. Unfortunately this is a sad truth, women just can't take the first step.

How to Manage Manage Multiple Women

We shall assume that women do not like it when you are dating/fucking a girl besides themselves. Thus the girls you mess around with should never have contact with each other. Take your neighbour, one who lives an hour away, and one from school, be creative [because that was] . Where can you meet women who don't have any contact whatsoever with each other.

At a Café

If you ever meet a girl at a café then you must buy something. That's the whole point. you must buy a coffee, a sandwich, something. You can't just go there and sit down, the girl will think you are weird and will feel awkward. I know we men don't like to live for bitches but this is a simple thing that could be a great hindrance. Women are arbitrary, that's how it is, just buy a dam coffee.

Talking With a Nice Girl

When you are taking a walk you are doing just that, taking a walk. Don't run, don't sloth, just mozy along and make conversation with the girl. This is the point of a walk, to take it easy and enjoy time with the female. Talk about life, what's going on, just get to know her better, determine which one of the 4 types of women she is.

Giving Up Sex

Do girls get offended if you have had fun the whole night and then spend the night together and don't have sex? I have done this once. We both slept in the same bed in a spooning position and just laid there until morning, however no sex. I've heard girls say that 90% of the time when a girl is lying beside a guy in bed she is thinking about sex. So I wonder if she got pissed at me for not initiating intercourse. If you are going to spend the night with a girl you must have sex though, or get some type of sexual stimulation. Otherwise it's just awkward.

Dates

Dates are only for the nice girls. Whores will put out if you invite them directly to your place, so don't take whores on dates."

/Isabella

I have other hang ups, besides the one Isabella brought up earlier today, and one
is Lomo cameras - because of the soft-focused, dreamy pictures they can produce.
I think it's the imperfection in these photos that fascinates me.


Photo by Phil Bebbington

Both Isabella and I were so relieved to hear that we really have a place to stay in
New York! We weren't entirely sure until now.. No more worries, I think I'm ready
to leave next week!

Working tomorrow, better catch some sleep. /Regina

Konstigt, konstigt! Okej, träffa en cool kille på en bar som tyckte jag var cool för att jag sa "peace/piece." Fin konst, men konstig dåvarande flickvän som sökt upp mig på YouTube!!

Made by Matthu:

Här är fd flickvännens mejl till mig:

"Hej!

Cranberryjuicevodka and Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavillion.

Hip hip hurra. Soon I will be recieving the lovely X's Guide to Women. I'm pretty sure I know who wrote it :P. But I won't post this guy's identity, no need for such public humiliation. The prejudice speaks for itself..

In the meanwhile, listenening to Crystal Stilts, mourning the fact that I probably won't be there to see them play at Debaser tonight due to penny-saving priorities.

"We are retarding ehe yup that's what we're doin'."
"Yup, tha's right, at my crib in H-town"
"Sure sucks bein' back hun', but luckily I have u t' hang outah with"
"Awe, true, I got you babe!"

I cannot believe that in eighteen days Regina and I will be in NY. WTF. It's weird. And what to do? Going to spend some time doing some more extensive research. Yes, I plan to have sit downs with all the people I know who've been there. I indeed think so.

And Nina just got her ticket, this will be quite the reunion! Checked out some old footage from her Goodbye Party, September last year,



"By the way, what happened to the bike when you told your mom?"'

Stay tuned, for soon I will be posting the hilarious Guide to Women. /Isabella

Whilst Regina's been working a hard day's 8-6, I've been lazying around, procrastinating, the usual, hangin' out with Mike and Maja, revisting Ferris Bueller's Day Off, not studying..
Eating marshmallows with peanut butter. I highly recommend it.
I would say I should have a lot of rethinking to do...

Let's just say: ¡Me Voy! loves My So-Called Life
(a TV-show that got cancelled after the first season
 because people were too stupid to appreciate it)!


My So-Called Life - The Hallway Scene

Aaah. There's hardly a better feeling than waking up to realise how small and insignificant you are. It sure does humble me, keeps me put on planet Earth. Today, I'll get my shit together, be pleasantly present and nice.



/I.

Don't worry, we do care about the situation in Gaza -
but what is the point of a local demonstration here in little Helsingborg?

We want a new home! That's our mission. To travel and find something that fits.
Enjoy the video by Julieta Venegas, singing Me Voy in Central Park.